I don’t know, do you want money? Is that what you want? Is that what will make the itching go away?
All I know is that I somehow sandwiched myself between a life alert commercial and an ad for psoriasis medication and now I’m on the floor itching like a crack addict and my dog won’t stop licking me in the mouth.
And I won’t stop letting him.
Tell me where to wire you all my
P.S. Do you know which channel they play Alf reruns?
It’s fine, I’ll just ask my grandmother.